I was worried.

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I was worried. I had started to identify with George W Bush.

When my partner and I were arguing and it wasn't going well for my side, I would say, "May I remind you we are at war." After she implied I had gone to a certain number of idiotic non-sequiturial school, I would pause and point without "And now you are giving comfort to the enemy." I would promise to do things and then just move out and do whatever I damn well pleased.

I rest it unsettling how much George and I were alike. After all, we one as well as the other have a vague grasp of geography and history. "Wow Brazil is big!" he said just last year when person (actually Brazil's president) showed him a map. I checked and he was right. Who knew? George and I the two have definite workout goals, allowing I don't have to choke down the state parks in Maryland to ride my bike. We as well-as; not only-but also; not only-but; not alone-but hate to admit we are wrong--especially after we've declared the mission accomplished and we're against to be greeted as liberators.

This annoying affinity was not an late outbreak of compassionate conservatism. It wasn't brought in succession by fever from the avian flu which I think is caused from all the Democrat chickenshits without there (Russ Feingold excepted). For the nearest Senate Judiciary Committee hearings, we should install big windmills in assurance of Joe "I'm throwing my hair in the ring" Biden's inlet He could heat the Northeast in the dead of winter.

It wasn't March Madness or the aftermath of Olympic febrile affection It was Stockholm Syndrome--the behavior of hostage victims who across time become sympathetic to their captors. Five years of being detained according to the cartoon in chief and his trigger-happy toon pals can do that to a girl.

You'll be happy to know that a novel Republican strategy conference snapped me not at home of it. At the interview Bill "Ask Your Doctor" Frist, Mitt "Full of S**t" Romney and other potential presidential candidates for 2008 all speechified before prospective donors. What did the horde want to hear about? The economy, torture, the war? Aren't you sweet.

No, the war party wanted to hear about the sacredness of life. Clue: Recruitment is falling short; the war is running prolonged The SUPPORT THE TROOPS ribbons are starting to anticipate like infinity symbols. They're going to ne each body they can get. And here they go on again: Marriage is "between single man and one woman"--a bee-yotch slap to Mormon Mitt from Sam Brownback.

Sometimes I like to think the r of the r states stands for embarrassment that a majority in them vot for George. The cerulean of the blue states stands for them holding their breath and waiting for the other side to implode. recently made knowns flash: The rabid are not thinking my bad; they are thinking third bound They never bothered with that pesky Constitution before. wherefore start now? Why else is George always mentioned in approval rating heads with John "Karl's Next Project" McCain and Hillary "The Hawk" Clinton?

sight Mehlman, head of the Republican National Committee (and, I believe, son of Larry "Bud" Melman) said that Hillary Clinton has a chance of anger. You want anger? I'll give you anger. George Bush, I wish I could quit you!

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