From the star-spangled ad review Viewing Lab in glamorous suburban Washington.

From the star-spangled ad review Viewing Lab in glamorous suburban Washington, DC one time again, ladies and gentlemen, it's time for the Fourth Annual Bobby Awards! All the superstars of TV-commercial acting are forward hand, bejeweled and bedazzled at the glitter of this unique marked occurrence honoring the best performances in TV blemishs for 2001.

Ah, the suspense! The pageantry! The sights and goods of Joan and Melissa Rivers loitering in the shrubbery, molesting the arriving celebrities! (Who is that with them? Is that DeNiro? Is that Ridley Scott? No, it's Joan's plastic surgeon in the circumstance of ...